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hopefully no one breaks into my car again tonight. i swear i fucking hate detroit. there is not one good thing about it. not to mention, doing the bum hurdle every time you go anywhere. also " lemme hollar atcha" isnt what i wanna hear when im driving around. anyway
this weekend: going to go pirate camping. yeah, you heard me. drinking and pirates. now, ill just have to keep from molesting hot guys dressed as pirates. (im sooo retarted)
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yeah, thanks to a bunch of ramdom pieces of shit showing up at sarahs, big suprise, someone stole my camera on my birthday. it took me 8 months to pay for that and i cant even afford to replace it. on top of that, everyone left, and no one said bye to me. id just go to look for someone and realize that they were gone. so if you didnt say bye, fuck you. your a piece of crap. it sucks, not only did i not get to take pictures of my birthday, any pictures that were on there are gone, and a 65$ memory card AND $20 batteries. i feel like dying. why do i always get shit on? and people who dont do anything, get everything for free.
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i fucking hate fishflys. its slowly getting worse. im scared to leave my apartment. i have a serious bug phobia. i almost threw up, i watched one crawl out of its "skin" while attached to my window. when i got outta my car today, i was talking to myself going "Its ok. just keep walking. unlock the door. dont look. ect.." then i realized the neighbor was watching. he also saw me later run back into my car screaming and shaking itching myself cause i thought they were like, ON me. im going to be a rent -paying nomad for the next month. i cant go home. you kow when you watch fear factor and your like "oh my god, id rather DIE than do that?" same thing for me. WHAT DO I DO???
i know all you guys that live by the lake are like "haha, PUSSY"
ive decided, im going to buy a shitload of lizards, and let them run around and eat all the bugs.
who wants to donate a lizard?
*** this is hilarious. my ma's old ass neighbor who calls the cops all the time... my bro's friend SHIT on his porch, wiped his ass, and stuck the shitty t.p. to the door. he called the cops and they laughed at hi,m. he had to clean up human feces. hahah thats what he gets damnit.
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Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
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these goddamn fishflies are making me want to kill myself.
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swear, no matter how cool you think a girl is, shes still a girl, and therefore a selfish, catty, hurtful bitch. if there is a problem. STATE THE FUCKING PROBLEM. we are 24 and up. act like it. dont fucking mope.
otherwise. i missed a sweet show last night cause i was so tired. then, when i looked in the mirror ar the huge zit on my face, i said fuck it. then i decided to go, and my guts were burning so badly i said, FUCK IT. i stabbed my zit and went to sleep.
imnow wearing a band aid on chin. call me fucking nelly.
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hmm, havent written in awhile. new apt is fine. i havent watched more than 5 min. of t.v. in a month. you kow what? i dont miss it! we dont even have t.v. ive been doing alot of arts & crafts, and mosiac stuff. wich means lotsa glass in the feet, seeing as how i dont have a yard to go and smash things in. i decided that when me and jon get a house next spring, we are going to live in the goddamn woods. i hate people. they seriously make me wanna throw up. (the public that is) oh, and neighbors who beat their gf's and then they come over to MY apt all beat up and sobbing. like i feel sorry for you. GET OUTTA THE SITUATION. DUH!! anyways....
i wanna have a party sometime in june, before the fishflies come out. im worried no one will go. like " oh, you live too far away" or someshit. but whatever.
im going camping this weekend and im so exited. im going into the woods for like 5 hrs.and i dont wanna hear a goddamn thing. im totally a tree hugger. trees are sweet. ... yeah...
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Thursday, March 30th, 2006
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im moving like, tomorrow. if you guys on here (what few of you there are) have anything cool going on, remember to use that thing you have,. its called a P-H-O-N-E. you can call me or text message me. keep me informed. p.s. swimming pool. i cant wait to get outta here, im going INSANE!!!!
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sooo me and jon are moving out on april 1st. were moving into these sweet apts by 16 and crocker. their private entry. their big and they have a heated outdoor pool, a picnic area, vollay ball courts, and oh, yeah, their like 10 minutes away from the beach. so if your hot this summer, dont hesitate to call a nigga. we will be bbq-ing, and soaking in the pool. ahhh, life will be good.
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Saturday, February 18th, 2006
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Friday, January 27th, 2006
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so these 2 lil bastard ass boys come into my work. they were there the night before with their skank ass gf's stealing and i couldnt catch em. they came back today (just the boys) theyre asking me questions about these flat irons that're $100. "are these the most xpensive ones?" im like "yeah". then the lil bastards like "okay" and both of em run out of the store with them. everyones standing there staring, so i run after them, i chased them into the back parking lot, and fell on my ass. i did, however, look up just in time to get their plate number. i called the police, made a report.... the cop actually looked up the car, and drove to their house. the girl was the "get away driver". theyre all under 17 and have previous records. this last offence put 2 of them in juvenile jail or whatever the hell. im SO GLAD i ran after those little shitheads. if i aint stealing $200 worth of shit neither are you. my battle wounds and ripped pants are worth it. thank god im a clutz, or i wouldntve gotten the plate #. go me!! fuck yes.
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Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
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lived at jons for the first week going good. i cant hangout late in the house or dennis gets pissed. i need my own place. house is much bigger.my cat is so happy there. shes not all alone all the time. its nice not to have 4 small dogs under my feet in a SMALL house. i bought a bunch of sewing shit i needed, and plan to get on the ball, if i can ever get off the computer. anyways. im looking to go out on thursday. ive been in the mood to go out alot lately. unfortunately, winter suckjs and i cant afford to sit at a bar.now if only i could get some days off work.....
i bought the cutest lil fish today at wal-mart. their all so SAD there. id buy them all if i could. mine is a lil white female betta, shes so tiny. i named her Love. she looked atme with her big black fishy eyes, and i snatched her up and bought her before i could change my mind. jons going to kickmy ass. this makes 4. my mom keeps telling me i cant buy everything i feel sorry for. (one eyed willie needed a home though..) wait til i get my own house.
itl be a betta sanctuary.
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Monday, January 2nd, 2006
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man, i had the best new years ever. what i thought would be me and sarah bumming around downtown ended up, me getting into the masonic for free. v,i,p room, free beer. and me and sarah stayed up til 4 the next day drinking, and rolling around on the floor. i have a sick sinus infection now, and im still tired and weak.
im sposto be moving into jons today. i dont think i have the strength to go downstairs and pack ALL my shit. fuck it.
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Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
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im moving into jons for real. my brother is a moron. i cant stand sitting around watching him fuck my mom over. its fucked up how im going to move outta here and pay someone else $ when she needs it. its going to cost me even more because i have to pay rent there and still give her $ to help out every month. we are thisclose to losing our house.
-my brother gets some dumb bitch pregnant, my mom has to pay for it. he has no job.
-The stupid bitch gets put in jail a day b4 her abortion. (and fired from mcdonalds)(LOSER) my mom has to bail her out.
-my brothers new gf's car breaks. my brother takes my moms debit card and charges the part for it.
-that cunt still hasnt gotten the abortion. she told my mom to "put the $ in the mail box for it" i hope she has it and dies.
-my brother is going to jail anyways on the 10th. maybe itll teach him a fucking lesson.
i cant stand it here. the fucking house is a dump. im not cleaning it. im never here. my family is in pieces. this is all his fault and he wont fix it. whats she going to do, kick her own son out? he doesnt even get it.
i work my ass off at my shitty job for everything i have. ive NEVER had a fucking handout from anyone.
guess what? were now officially white trash. complete with a tire in the front yard and 3 broken down cars.
i love my mom. she doesnt deserve this.
gongratulations to us.
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Monday, December 26th, 2005
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i made out like a fucking bandit. my boyfriends better than yours is.
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Friday, December 23rd, 2005
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the stick was sweet last night. even though i only had 2 drinks. i seen suat, luke simpson, scott, nate, rob, homeless bob, brandon, tiffany, all epople i havent seen in a long time.
jons band has a show tonight. im not looking foreward to it. i love sitting around a bunch of hippies, and staring at the wall. i can wait till the fat whale he fucked jiggles herself through the front door, and proceeds to park her fat ASS 5 ft. away from me and rub up on jons brother. i hate my life. HATE IT.
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Wednesday, December 21st, 2005
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Monday, December 19th, 2005
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i breathed in pepper spray on saturday. i wanted to die. sick sick sick. i cant wait til christmas. i need to collect all of my presnts, then im going to spread them around on the bed and roll around in them,. as i think to myself :basically,, im 1,500$ in debt. FUCK christmas.
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Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
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i have just a little bit of shit in my pants.
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Friday, December 9th, 2005
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15 ways to win girl's "heart"
FIRST AND FOREMOST...
1. Hugs from behind.
(From behind is very good. It's a sneak attack.)
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.
(among other things)
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
(and then tackle her to the ground)
4. Cuddle with her.
(Snuggle Cuddle Fucks are Very Memorable)
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
(Because she already wants to do it anyway)
6. Write little notes.
(about her vagina)
7. Compliment her Honestly.
(You got some chub, but I got one too.)
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
(She does need to breathe now and again)
9. Be super sweet to her.
(enough to rot her teeth)
10. Don't ditch her for your friends... invite her over to hang out with u and "the guys"
(Why would I even hang out with some boring guys when I have a saucy lady?)
11. Comfort her when she cries.
(Does that mean penetration?)
12. Love her with all your heart.
(and then some)
13. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
(I know she does)
14. Be a GENTLEMEN (hold the door for her, pay the bill).
(I don't date the crippled poor)
15. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
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